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OH MOTHERFUCKING HELL YEAH WITH TWO FINGERS LESS IN THE MORNIN’!

I just finished Outlast, ya cute lil’ shits! :D *does awesomebuttdance* Yeah, after all the hype LAST year, I just finished the whole fucking thing only moments ago because what’s better than being fashionably late as heck, right? Isn’t that hype as shit?! NOW I AM OFF TO SEE WHAT THIS EDDIE/WAYLON CRAZE IS ABOUT! *strips naked* 

I am getting myself cozy while sipping my cold milk and then raise my feet on the bed and wait for this loading thing to finish. Bye.

  #sorry i'm just really hyped right now    #i've been breezing through all this games and i'm just -- i want to cry    #and i think i spoiled myself a little too much    #i accidentally knew some of what'll happen in the dlc and that makes me want to punch sharks    #all i'm looking forward to now is eddie being freaky as fuck    #and thank god for walrider    #outlast  

prohibited-affairs replied to your post“I can’t even take myself seriously anymore, you guys.”

lol i remember that was an old scene! or is there a new one now? :o
With all the gayness of jason, I’m not surprised that we’ll remember a lot of scenes with him getting it on with a bunch of guys (srsly that man is sex walking) but according to what I’ve googled in the last 5 seconds the episode was in their final season AND OH MY GOD I CAN’T BELIEVE IT ENDED WHY I HAVEN’T EVEN WATCHED IT RELIGIOUSLY YET
oh and here’s the meat  I mean clip. Hahaha
  #prohibited-affairs    #HIGHFIVING YOUR GREATNESS    #OH MY GOD FRIEND I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WATCH THAT SHOW TOO    #ASHJAHSHKSHK    #i want to hug you  

Do you ever just… feel empty whenever you finish a game?

Like, you feel that you’re losing a part of your soul with every single one of them? 

'Specially when you were struck with the end credits almost too immediately for your own good?

And makes you wonder if it really was supposed to be that fucking short even if it wasn’t?

  #Yeah I'm feeling that for Deadpool right now    #I was playing it for like an hour or something and I thought that when Sinister came out he'd be like super fucking hard to beat    #and then BAM he went splat with a sentinel boot to the face    #oh yeah spoilers    #this is why i prefer playing with consoles rather than PC    #the games are so fucking accessible with a laptop and it's open almost always that's why i get distracted way too much    #but with consoles i used to play within only a span of time and can get myself focused on finishing one game at a time    #depending on the game i recently bought or into    #UGHHHH    #i hate feeling like this    #i wish games would be a hell lot longer    #gaming    #makes me feel things  
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Some Basic French Expressions

I SENT THIS TO MY FRENCH TEACHER AND HE PEED HIS PANTS

the last one gets me every time

Who the fuck let Scout speak french on tumblr

  #i'm just gonna reblog the fuck outta this just for that one caption my friendo here inserted    #hoky shit it fit so well that i just had to  

I just want to get this out before I explode

I’M FUCKING IN LOVE WITH JASON STACKHOUSE

  #yeah that's right    #jason is my babe    #well one of 'em    #I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW    #UGH    #WHY    #DID    #IT    #HAVE    #TO    #BE    #A    #DREAM??????    #hhJKHASHAH  

I can’t even take myself seriously anymore, you guys.

So I’m watching this incredibly ball-tightening hot sex scene from True Blood starring Jason and OH MY FUCKING HEART Eric and, aside from all the restrained sounds I was doing, halfway through, I just caught myself saying "I’m so into this, God" and I feel that I’m a little step lower than I already was from reaching those golden gates. 

  #i swear i didn't mean to do that    #oh my god    #i'm so sorry    #but i can't help laughing at it    #i think i was supposed to say it as an expression but it came out wrong    #ugh    #but still    #(MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE OH DEAR GOD HELP ME)    #I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE WRITERS OF TRUE BLOOD FOR THAT PRECIOUS SCENE    #I WANNA GIVE YOU THE HIGHFIVE OF YOUR LIFETIME    #I'M CRYING    #THEY'VE BEEN MY OTP SINCE -- FUCKING EVER    #SJAJKSKAJHSKJHA    #true blood  
ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic

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  #i will be signing off with this    #the best post of the day    #what  
polyvinylmonster:

Noiz, listen to me for a sec
I wasn’t flirting with Koujaku on the phone
Bae please you gotta listen

polyvinylmonster:

Noiz, listen to me for a sec

I wasn’t flirting with Koujaku on the phone

Bae please you gotta listen

  #perfect    #dmmd  
  #LLLLLL    #deathnote    #in a suit  
deathnotefansite:

The most accurate summary of Death Note ever.

deathnotefansite:

The most accurate summary of Death Note ever.

  #the whole fucking plot in just one picture    #deathnote  
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