zeldathemes
My writing looks so highschool but I swear to crabs I’m a legit seventy-five year old man.
Tagged by my wonderfully fantastic bae, vulcanupthatbitch. :D
Name
URL yo
Blog title yo
Fav fantastical color among all yo
Write something in all caps yo
CRUSH 
Fav band/musician yo (i’m not particular with people and more concerned with the tunes so i referred to the genre instead haha)
Fav number yo
Fav drinks, son
Tagging people that i’m curious to see the manner of handwriting: prohibited-affairs crimson-fatalis littlebennyblue anakiiin lozzmonster jakersight greenkindofmischief and ALL THE DUDES WHO KINDA WANTS TO DO IT

My writing looks so highschool but I swear to crabs I’m a legit seventy-five year old man.

Tagged by my wonderfully fantastic bae, vulcanupthatbitch. :D

  1. Name
  2. URL yo
  3. Blog title yo
  4. Fav fantastical color among all yo
  5. Write something in all caps yo
  6. CRUSH 
  7. Fav band/musician yo (i’m not particular with people and more concerned with the tunes so i referred to the genre instead haha)
  8. Fav number yo
  9. Fav drinks, son
  10. Tagging people that i’m curious to see the manner of handwriting: prohibited-affairs crimson-fatalis littlebennyblue anakiiin lozzmonster jakersight greenkindofmischief and ALL THE DUDES WHO KINDA WANTS TO DO IT
  #lol huge ass text    #sorry    #i was so tempted to draw things in there but there's no space    #i didn't tag my other friendos since i know they aren't that into tag things but hey hi friendos    #my handwriting is chill as fire    #i don't  

thatmonkeyfag:

garretsyndrome:

thatmonkeyfag:

garretsyndrome:

thatmonkeyfag:

garretsyndrome:

Apparently, I like drawing assholes… Not literal assholes — but characters you want to kill four times in a day for being assholes. That kind of asshole. Ass. Holes.

Don’t lie, you know you love drawing the booty

What booty.

I. AM. THE. BOOTY. 

Draw yourself then

I wanna see your beautiful buttface

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you won my heart by calling me a beautiful buttface <3 but if you saw my real face, you’ll cry in agony my friendo

I think that is a lie

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Show me yo bootydome babeh

I actually did add you on skype but you didn’t respond xD;

i am not a lie. the pie is. but ——

you’re gonna regret even asking me to show my true form to you >:D

P.S. I’M SO SORRY THAT I DIDN’T GET TO RESPOND I RARELY GO ON SKYP E ;A;

  #but yeah    #thatmonkeyfag    #i'll take you on this challenge    #i will show you my face    #through drawing hahahahahhaah    #REGRET IS IN THE END lol    #hahahah i'm scaring my friends now  

thatmonkeyfag:

garretsyndrome:

thatmonkeyfag:

garretsyndrome:

Apparently, I like drawing assholes… Not literal assholes — but characters you want to kill four times in a day for being assholes. That kind of asshole. Ass. Holes.

Don’t lie, you know you love drawing the booty

What booty.

I. AM. THE. BOOTY. 

Draw yourself then

I wanna see your beautiful buttface

you won my heart by calling me a beautiful buttface <3 but if you saw my real face, you’ll cry in agony my friendo

  #thatmonkeyfag    #i swear to you and the stars that you'll be scared    #so i will totally take you on your challenge    #yes i will treat this as something that'll cripple me but i'll still do it    #it won't probs be serious tho    #hahaha  

thatmonkeyfag:

garretsyndrome:

Apparently, I like drawing assholes… Not literal assholes — but characters you want to kill four times in a day for being assholes. That kind of asshole. Ass. Holes.

Don’t lie, you know you love drawing the booty

What booty.

I. AM. THE. BOOTY. 

  #hahaha    #thatmonkeyfag    #srsly tho    #i do love the booty    #OH YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I GOTS IN STORE FOR YOU    #lol  

Apparently, I like drawing assholes… Not literal assholes — but characters you want to kill four times in a day for being assholes. That kind of asshole. Ass. Holes.

  #assholes    #and apparently i'm more inclined to like assholey characters    #wow    #that makes me an asshole    #yes    #lol text    #i'm just really hyped tonight  

But then imagine this,

Kaneda in a speedo

and the rest of the Litchi Hikari Club boys going swimming in a clean beach for once

with jaibo trying his darndest to dry hump zera under the bright, scorching sun and with Niko just standing there infuriated as zera still looks deep in thought as usual

and then we see dafu and jacob burying raizou in the sand - with raizou ranting how much of a jerks they are and how they’re ruining his sunblock - while tamiya busies himself with setting up the watermelon

then litchi’s feeding kanon ice cream somewhere as she sits on his lap 

and with dentaku still scribbling away on his notebook like any day, ignoring niko and jaibo’s attempt at killing each other :)

  #my boys ;A;    #litchi hikari club    #i want this to happen    #garret's dreams    #someone help me  

seragak-i:

Aoba being adorable. 。◕‿◕。
  #i can't imagine this guy being fucked so many times    #yes I went there    #this belongs to THAT tag    #i wanna try this game and watch the upcoming anime    #*whales&  

heisenbreadcrumbz:

infinidegree:

jiizzzlle:

victoriatheunicorn:

i think i want to see a cartoon about these guys

Omg.. The way the cat slows down to allow the bun to catch up, probably because it knows how much the bun likes to stop and look at stuff

has anyone noticed THAT THE BUNNY IS TRYING TO WALK LIKE THE CAT.

BUNNIES FUCKING HOP

ok but maybe the bunny has a crush on  the kitty

  #kawaii shit    #i love the this though    #*sighs*  

sixpenceee:

Have you guys heard about hotel 626?

According to one description:

You’re trapped in a hotel and have to complete challenges—like singing a demon baby to sleep—to get out. Hotel 626 uses several groundbreaking techniques to dial up the experience. Your webcam sneaks a picture of you and shows it to you later—inside the lair of a madman. Your one salvation is a phone call on your actual cell phone with directions on how to get out. To make it scarier, you have to play in the dark. Hotel 626 is only open from 6pm to 6am. 

I’ve looked for this game EVERYWHERE but it’s not up anymore. Apparently they got sued, because some people called they cops once they relieved a phone call with a creepy voice saying "it’s not over."

You can view walkthroughs of this game here

  #did some of you really have no idea what this was about?    #i thought that it was pretty popular back when i was in grade school    #whoa    #anyway yeah    #hotel 626    #in which you have to set your computer clock to 6 pm in order to play it    #i know this was sponsored by doritos  

Axeman’s long ass appreciation post (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧*:・゚✧ 

  #[oh OH i GOTS An IDEA    #why don't we all    #get together...    #aND GET FUCKING SLASHED BY THIS GUY EEEEEH???    #i would love to have his axe in me    #what the shit i'm sorry    #no more puns    #i just had a stressful day with state of decay  
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I'm 75 years old. I'm part-robot and part-unicorn, so I guess I'm pretty magical. And I train zombies as a hobby. I also draw shit because people do that.

Oh, and I am open to ALL KINDS OF FRIENDSHIPS AND SPONTANEOUS DECLARATIONS OF LOVE. <3

I have the social skills and the self-esteem of a brick. I LIKE LAUGHING AT CRUDE JOKES SO SORRY IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY. :D

GO TO MY TUMBLR HONEY'S PAGE YOU GUYS. Ya won't regret it. ;) Star Trek babes abound.

ALSO, I MIGHT NOT LOOK IT BUT I'M AN AVID CCE FAN. I LOVE YOU.
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